The Letter Zero | MPGIS S1 | Episode 6

The Letter Zero | MPGIS S1 | Episode 6


I don’t know Mom! Why don’t you give me a
fucking break, ok? I had to break up with my boyfriend today. Yeah, because he likes
fucking Gossip Girl more than Glee. God! Plus, I have a yeast infection. I don’t know, mom,
why don’t you ask the bread loaf that’s baking in my vagina? Get me some god damn Monistat! Can I help you? Probably not. What the fuck is that supposed to mean? It means whatever the fuck you want it to
mean. Listen, bitch, I don’t know who the fuck you
think you are, but- I’m Deandra. I’m new. I don’t give a fuck! Oh really? Cuz it sure seems like you do! Well I don’t! Well good! Great! Fantastic! Super! Awesome! Great! Great! Oh my God thank God you’re here, this fucking
slut- Not right now, Britt. Deandra, hi, Mackenzie
Zales, I don’t know if you remember me: head cheerleader, homecoming queen, part time model. Yeah. You cursed me out in the bathroom earlier
today. Oh my god, was that today? That seems like
so long ago. Right Trisha? Yeah, that was like, literally hours ago. You remember Trisha, right? Not really. Rea- really? We talked, you pooped, I thought
we had a connection. Sorry, uh, nothing. Allow me to introduce you to the co-head-vice
captain of the Overland Park cheer squad, Brittnay Matthews. Hey. Fuck off. You’re the handjob girl, right? What! Fucking Connor Devarnan! Anyway, Deandra, I’m glad I ran into you here.
We would like to offer you a spot on the Overland Park Cheer Squad. The fuck we would! The megaphone and pompoms are spoken for,
but you can either have a baton or the letter zero. Um, that would be the letter O. Oh. That- that makes a lot more sense. She can hold my fucking douche, okay, cause
she’s not on this fucking squad. Brittnay! Sidebar! What the fuck is going on? We are at war, Brittnay, and we need allies! Why was I not consulted about this? Because you are the co-head-vice captain of
the cheer squad! I am the head cheerleader! I have the last say on all personnel decisions.
Got it? Got it. Then fucking acting like it! So, um, did you… did you hear about Tim
Wallis’s new car? It’s a Fiat. Oh. Cool. We have new vending machines on campus. They
take credit cards now. That’s great. Oh god damn it. Deeeeaaandra- They would like to formally offer you a spot
on the cheer squad. I’m in. Really? Fuck no. You guys are assholes. Deandra. On the fourth floor of Oak Park Mall,
next to the Gymboree, there is a bathroom. A bathroom that is reserved for only the most
elite of Overland Park’s elite. I’ve heard of such a bathroom. Hey Trisha, how nice is it? t
It’s got potted plants, jumbo tampons, and a bidet for your vagina. I want to poop. There. Join the cheer squad and the key is yours. I’m in. Congratulations. Jenna Dapananian will be
contacting you regarding your uniform fitting. What size are you? I’m a zero. Me too! Me too! Me too. I swear to God, if this blows up in your face,
you had better believe that I will take this megaphone and shove it up your ass! Brittnay, that girl will be the key to us
regaining control of the girls bathrooms. Wait, wait a minute, you lost control of the
girls bathrooms?! Where the fuck am I supposed to shit now? Oh, you can go to Jack in the Box across the
street. You have to buy something, but I like their tacos.

100 thoughts on “The Letter Zero | MPGIS S1 | Episode 6

  1. “Where the fuck am I supposed to shit now?”
    “Oh. You can go to Jack In The Box across the street. You have to buy something, but, I like their tacos.”

  2. "Because he likes gossip girl more than Glee" if that's not a reason to break up with your boyfriend I don't know what is.

  3. "I swear to god if this blows up in your face, you had better believe it I will take this megaphone and SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!!!!!"

    Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  4. I’m in.

    Really?

    Fuck no! You guys are assholes!

    Deandra, on the fourth floor of the Oak Park Mall next to the Gymboree, there is a bathroom…

  5. "Can I help you with something?"
    "Probably not… "
    "What the fuck is that supposed to mean?!"
    "Whatever the fuck you want it to mean. "

  6. I can relate to Deandra. Using others so that she can get buttloads of food and the right to poop in a nice environment.

  7. I just realized that Brittany has a douche because she only has sex from behind…the more you know.

  8. I've just started watching these today and I've heard so many of the quotes before without realising it came from this 😅
    I'm enjoying this a lot.

  9. I don't know mom why don't you give me a fucking break ok I had to break up with my boyfriend today, yeah because he likes fucking gossip girl more than glee. PLUS I HAVE A YEAST INFECTION I DONT KNOW MOM WHY DONT YOU ASK THE BREAD LOAF THATS BAKING IN MY VAGINA

  10. "You pooped, we talked, I thought we had a connection"
    Ep 1: "Shut up, Trisha! Or I'll tell everyone about you making out with Ida Martinez"
    ARE WE NOT GONNA DISCUSS TRISHA BEING GAY AT ALL

  11. "give me a break I had to break up with my boyfriend today."
    "BECAUSE HE LIKES GOSSIP GIRL MORE THAN GLEE…also i have a yeast infection."

  12. "They would like the formally offer you a spot on the cheer squad"
    "I'm in"
    "Really?
    "Fuck no, you guys are assholes"

  13. I didn’t notice until just now that Mackenzie’s voice was different in the first couple of episodes…

  14. “The letter 0 (zero)”
    “That would be the letter ‘o’ “
    I literally can’t 😂
    Isn’t even the funniest thing is this episode, but I still love it

  15. Brittany: can i help you
    Diandra: no thanks
    Brittanny: what the flip is that supposed to mean
    Diandra: idk
    That my funny part lol

  16. The voice actors are so good has anyone talked about the voice actors yet 'cause they're so "facking" goooood 😭😭😭

  17. I just started this series but I'm in love with how Deandra is fighting a double-war because of all the perks. Like she has her priorities straight and I respect that.

  18. “I swear to god if this blows up in your face, you had better believe me that I will take this megaphone and SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS”

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