Letters


Oh! I found a box! Really!? Get it out! There’s a message in it! What’s written on it!? KILL
YOURSELF Go flank noob we’re gonna loose. Come ooon! What’s up? I’m playing League of Legends. haha ur virgin! Well, what are you doing here? Look! I got a letter from my mother! Wow, you’re lucky! Ok. That was sarcastic. No! It’s just that my mother disowned me. Well, let’s open it! KILL
YOURSELF I’ve got some registered mail for you. Please sign here. Thank you gentleman! And then on the letter it’s written- Nope. What? Well no. No no no. But I didn’t even say it… Kill yourself!? Wow, that’s fun. Well actually that’s annoying, you always make jokes about depression, like “I want to die” and such, it’s boring. It’s really edgy! What am I supposed to write then? Well, end of the meeting. Work is waiting for me. So you work now? Yeah, I’ve got a Hentai RP group to administrate. Wow! ♪ No more foolishness, time for my wellness ♪ ♪ I grant myself a new tomorrow ♪ ♪ Editorial policy change ♪ ♪ I write feel good stuffs ♪ ♪ I put the junkfood in the trash ♪ ♪ I eat fruits, I stop bleach ♪ ♪ I exercise, take care of my body ♪ ♪ I become strong, efforts rule ♪ ♪ No more depressive memes ♪ ♪ I also quit jokes about jews ♪ ♪ I prefer positive memes ♪ ♪ A good mood is what I love ♪ ♪ I feel like reborn, yes my dudes ♪ ♪ I take care of myself I love yoga ♪ ♪ I drink water slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp ♪ ♪ Slurp slurp slurp slurp slu lu lu slurp slurp ♪ ♪ No more morbid running gags ♪ ♪ Morbid running gags which make you go ♪ ♪ Huh uh huh huhh huu huh uhuh huh huu ♪ ♪ Now, I tell jokes ♪ ♪ I tell jokes which make you go ♪ ♪ Ha hahaha ha hahaha ha hahaha haha haha ha ♪ PROLONGED PLEASURE

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