Billy Madison (3/9) Movie CLIP – Billy Has a Cursive Problem (1995) HD
Turns out she’s
my third grade teacher. First thing she does is
kick me out of her class. Maybe she feels she has
to make an example of you. Or maybe she’s got
something up her ass.
That’s what I said. – Poor Billy.
– I’m so depressed. Mmm. You want me
to take my shirt off for you? No, thank you.
Okay, baby.But remember,
the offer is on the table.
[Chuckles] Oh, yes! Oh, my!Oh, God, yes.
Huh? Would you like to try writing
some words in cursive
on the blackboard today? Okay. Sure. Okay. How about
the word “dugout”? Good.
How about “bunt”? Bunt.
B-U-N-T. In perfect cursive.
Any more brain-busters? “Rizzuto.” Z. Z. “Rirruto”?[Children Laugh]
Those are Z’s. They look like R’s
to me. That’s not fair.
“Rizzuto” is not a word! He’s a baseball player!
You’re cheating! Would you like to try
the word “buzz”?[Children Laugh]I hate cursive,
and I hate all of you! I’m never coming back
to school! Never! [Children Laughing][Juanita]
Billy!I swear to God I’m sick.
I can’t go to school. If you’re gonna stay home
today, you can help me
shave my armpits.Oh, my God!
I’ll go to school.